No Hangovers.
A new kind of social drink.
Our Happy Sodas give you the green light for fun, without the next-day regret.
How Green Monké Works.
From crack to chill in three easy steps. Built to be sessionable — start low, go slow.
01
Crack a Can
Pick your mood. Each flavor has a dose to match — light-lift 5mg or full-vibe 10mg.
02
Feel the Lift
Our fast-acting infusion kicks in around 15–30 minutes. Smooth, social, and easy to dial in.
03
Stay Social
Pour over ice. Put on the playlist. Enjoy the moment without the next-morning math.
— THE FEEDBACK
What people are saying.
"Tastes like McDonald's orange drink when I was a kid. It's the drink that goes with everything and the one I reach for most."
J
Joann
on
ORANGE PASSIONFRUIT
"Great flavor. Effects aren't overpowering. You're still able to get tasks done. Way better than other edibles!"
C
CoCo
on
BLUE RASPBERRY
"I like them over ice like a cocktail. Makes me feel engaged, a bit giggly, and a nice smooth buzz."
J
Jana
on
TROPICAL CITRUS
THE COMPARISON
Hang Without the Hangover.
See how it stacks up against the old standby.
Green Monké
SMOOTH
Uplifting 1:1 THC + CBD ratio
Fast-acting, social buzz in 15–30 min
Just 25 calories, 5g sugar
Zero hangover, zero next-day regret
Easy to pace, harder to overdo
Alcohol
LOUD
30–60 min until you feel it
100–250 calories per drink
Hangover, dehydration, brain fog
Easy to overshoot, harder to dial in
Disrupts sleep and mood